Father’s Day is almost here and with it comes the age-old question of what gift to get dad.
The first step in the gifting process is to hone in on what type of dad we’re dealing with—from the pun-packed comedian to the hopeless ESPN addict. I’ve even included some common traits and catchphrases to help identify which type fits your dad best. Let’s branch out from giving another tie or sleeve of golf balls this year and get him something a bit more personal.
The Comedian
Common Traits:
- Never misses an opportunity for a pun
- Loves giving people “the business”
- Thrives on the eye rolls of his children
Catchphrase:
You – “Dad, I’m hungry.”
Him – “Nice to meet you, hungry, I’m dad.”
THE COMEDIAN: GIFT PICKS
The Lawn King
Common Traits:
- Connoisseur of all things green
- A pair of grass-stained New Balance in the mudroom
- Often found out front, cracking a cold one and admiring his Sunday afternoon handiwork
Catchphrase:
Upon seeing your neighbor Gary mowing his lawn across the street…
“Hey Gary, while you’re out there, why don’t you do my lawn too!”
THE LAWN KING: GIFT PICKS
The Frontier Man
Common Traits:
- Never misses a Western Wednesday
- Loves a sturdy glass of whiskey to wind down in the evening
- Makes frequent stops at historical road markers on all family trips.
Catchphrase:
As everyone is walking out the front door…
“Alright, let’s saddle up and mosey out everybody.”
THE FRONTIER MAN: GIFT PICKS
The ESPN Addict
Common Traits:
- Completely MIA for the month of March Madness
- Wears his facial hair like a badge of honor
- Claims his “lucky spot” any time a game is on.
Catchphrase:
“The game will be over in five minutes.”
(30 minutes later) “Almost ready, there’s only 30 seconds left!”
THE ESPN ADDICT: GIFT PICKS
The Rad Dad
Common Traits:
- Still rockin’ the same style he wore in college
- Guitar always on hand for spontaneous serenades
- Creedence Clearwater Revival on repeat
Catchphrase:
“You know your dad was quite the catch back in his day.”
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